How To Escape Your Office To Watch March Madness
Round 1 of the NCAA tournament is one of the most exciting times in sports. Crazy upsets, thrilling buzzer beaters, wild back and forth basketball… there’s a reason it’s called March Madness. The only problem with all this is that it kicks off in the middle of the work day, in the middle of the work week. Womp womp. Luckily by following these three easy steps, you can stick it to the man, skip out on the office, and watch yourself some basketball.
STEP 1: Get yourself a human-shaped mannequin.
You might be saying to yourself “That mannequin isn’t lifelike” or “It doesn’t even have a face… or legs!” But I assure you, once we’ve completed this stealthy process, your coworkers won’t even bat an eye as they walk past your desk and see this fellow hard at work.
STEP 2: Sign up for Bombfell and obtain killer business casual clothing.
Bombfell specializes in clothing that makes men look amazing at work. So, take the brief style quiz, have a dedicated personal stylist select a fantastic outfit for “you” (remember, not actually for you, it’s for your March Madness mannequin), and have the clothes delivered right to your home, or office, or other offsite mannequin storage unit.
STEP 3: The Ruse.
See? Once your mannequin is dressed up in those slick business casual duds, it’s difficult to even see his white, plastic, faceless form underneath. It just looks like you. Hard at work. Definitely not at a sports bar watching 8 basketball games at once… that would be wrong.
Sign up for Bombfell. We can help you out with all your decoy-mannequin-dressing needs. Or just help you find some truly excellent clothes for work.